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Amidst the economic woes of the recent rash of environmental disasters such as oil spills, ash clouds, and earthquakes there is a tiny speck of hope. Grime-Away sales are up. Way up. In part, the massive increase is the result of your stunning professionalism and our mutual marketing efforts. But it's also due to Grime-Away's environmentally friendly nature. To help spread the word we have this Grime-Away Environmental Statement. It summarizes in a bit more detail that Grime-Away is ...
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Good news followed the Bits Newsletter mailing on QuicKleen Fiber Cleaner. Agent Tim Locker of CBM received this QuicKleen Testimonial from a distributor after recommending the product to an end-user with a problem. "Well we finally hit a home run with Craig!!! Remember last week we spoke about the Iowa DOT project that he was going to have to retest again? I spoke with him and Paul on Friday, and I told Craig the first step was to clean his connectors with the QuicKleen product. He just called and is 100% sold. He said they cleaned 20 connectors in about 5 minutes and every one of them is testing out. We are ordering a case for him overnight. We have two or four cases on order waiting for it to arrive. Anyway, I thought you would want to know. He is beside himself. We were all laughing in here that 'Sausage Fingers' was overly excited." It's important to remember that QuicKleen is a performance product. Users buy it because it works. Sell it on that basis. |
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Real 911 Calls. 1) Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 2) Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! 3) Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am, nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. 4) Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! 5) Dispatcher: 9-1-1. Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn ... I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No. Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. |
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