
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #602

Polywater's fourth of its four new lubricant application videos, entitled Pulling Lubricant Spray Application, uses field footage to demonstrate the latest generation of concentrated liquid pulling lubricants, Polywater® SPY and Polywater® FTTx, which employ advanced thin-film technology.

Oliver Stone's latest movie revisits the Kennedy assassination, fleshing out stunning new revelations about the nature of Lee Harvey Oswald and his relationship to nightclub owner Jack Ruby. Rather than the Russian-commie-spy-Castro-Cuban-puppet-Mafia-hitman-Lyndon-B-Johnson-did-it-to-marry-Jackie-O conspiracy we've been led to believe, Oswald was nothing more than a singer in a power-trio rock and roll band called "Jack, Lee & the DPD." Here they're shown in the original unretouched photo performing a benefit concert in the basement of the Dallas PD building. This was before a jealous Robert Kennedy, angry at his brother over the whole Marilyn Monroe thing, photoshopped the picture, forever implicating members of the band.

American Polywater doesn't make movies as exciting as this, but ours are more believable. Which leads us to the fourth of our four new Lubricant Application Videos. This final installment, entitled "Pulling Lubricant Spray Application," uses field footage to demonstrate the latest generation of concentrated liquid pulling lubricants: Polywater SPY and Polywater FTTx, which employ advanced thin-film technology. Seeing is believing, and this video proves that spraying is an effective way to apply lube to cable and conduit in most pulling situations. It cuts labor and eliminates mess and waste. The 3-minute clip covers operation of Polywater's 3-gallon IS-3 pump sprayer, from filling the tank with a 5-gallon pail to clean-up and storage. It also discusses use of the convenient quart trigger sprayer package for smaller installation jobs. This video is rated PG-13 ... no bullets are sprayed, but mild game violence is implied as you imagine hosing down the competition with your spray wand.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Patience. A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaving 3-year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle, and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long ... easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Grandpa says, again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax mate, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." "Thank you madam," said the grandfather, "But I'm William ... that little bastard's name is Steven."

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