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Issue #599

Polywater releases a series of four new lubricant application videos, including one on Front End Pack™ Bags.

Polywater is releasing a series of four new lubricant application videos. Unfortunately they're just a little bit too late for Oscar consideration. However, they'll still be worth your consideration, because if there were an Academy Award category for Best Cable Pulling Lube Application Video, we'd win hands down--we're the only company with a submission! We'll review one of these four short films each week, starting this week with the Front End Pack Bag Video.

Using actual field installation footage, this video demonstrates the proper use of the lubricant bags. This includes how to determine the size and quantity of bags needed for a given pull; ways to attach the bags to the pulling rope or winch line; how to open the bags for optimal dispensing; and other less obvious techniques that make the bags so convenient and cost effective. Keep in mind as you share the clip with customers that most of our competitors don't even offer lubricant in bags, and those that do know almost nothing about their use and can offer little or no technical support. American Polywater invented the Front End Pack Bag, and now with this video you can easily show its benefits to prospects, opening a dialogue that will help determine whether the package is suitable for their pulling situation, which can lead to excellent business opportunities for you. That's all fine and good, but the best reasons to watch this video are:

It's only three and a half minutes long.
No expensive movie tickets--this film pays you!
No award ceremonies or teary-eyed acceptance speeches from drug-hazed bulimics.
No stupid comments from "Cojo" about Tom Fredericks' red carpet dress.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Love the Irish. 1) Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." 2) Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't, Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." 3) Paddy was in New York. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then he'd allow the traffic to pass. He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"

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