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Issue #598

Juice! Newsletter

Bits! Newsletter

In case you missed your copy, the latest issue of the Juice! Newsletter and Bits! Newsletter were sent out to subscribers last week. Both issues covered the same topic: FST Foam Duct Sealant. This is because the versatile product has use and tremendous sales potential in both the electrical and communications markets. FST Foam seals both electrical and telcom conduits equally well, and is compatible with all types of cables and ducts. A link to the new 6-minute demonstration video is a key feature in both articles. This video is getting big air time on YouTube and the Polywater website. To further stimulate sales a lucrative 15% Agent Commission is running on the new FST-250 package through March and April of this year. FST is the hottest product of the year for Polywater. Read up so you can cash in too.

Polywater is paying a huge 15% rep commission on FST-250 sales through March and April.

As if the 15% rep commission on FST-250 isn't enough incentive to promote the product, now there's this: Dateline Great Lakes: "Invasive 'Asian Kissing Fish' Threatens Indigenous Species and Delicate Sensibilities." The fish, a species of carp, demonstrates an uncanny ability to jump and to differentiate human gender, planting sloppy kisses on the cheeks of lady boaters, but jealously hurling their full weight (up to 40 lbs!) at men--sometimes breaking jaws. One theory is that the fish gain entry into the protected waterway by skirting carp barriers placed at river mouths, traveling instead via underground tunnels leading from rivers into the lake system. This behavior threatens native fisheries and the financial solvency of nearby State governments--thousands of Michigan DNR employees have filed for disability benefits, claiming they're victims of "Carp Tunnel Syndrome." Polywater's FST Foam Duct Sealant effectively holds back water and could potentially block these tunnels. Protect the Great Lakes. Save Michigan from itself. Preserve the chastity of our women. Sell FST Foam.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Yet More Military Quotes. 1) "Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight." --Basic Flight Training Manual 2) "Mankind has a perfect record in aviation. We have never left one up there." --Unknown Author 3) "Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it." --Emergency Checklist 4) "The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you." --Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) 5) "There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." --Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ 6) "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to." --Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk 7) "You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal." --Lead-in Fighter Training Manual 8) As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot says, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" 9) "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." --Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot) 10) "The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are: 'Did you feel that?', 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh S...!' Or (as appended from the Texas Air National Guard): 'Hold my beer and watch this.'" --Authors Unknown

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