The Joke |
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BBQ Etiquette. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ ...
- The woman buys the food.
- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
- The woman prepares the meat, places it on a tray with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
- The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of manly bonding activities can take place without interference.
- The man places the meat on the grill.
- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
another beer while he flips the meat.
- The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
- The woman prepares the salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and sets them on the table.
- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
- Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off," and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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