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Issue #591 |
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A package is mailing this week to power utility agents introducing new PowerPatch Pad N Pole Repair. Pad N Pole is a completely new and unique sealant for the repair of fiberglass or steel transformer pads and utility poles. Neighborhood transformer pads--sometimes referred to as bases, basements or pedestals--are often damaged by lawnmowers and weedwhackers, leaving gaping holes. Animals crawl in and contact live terminals or build nests that cause power outages or damage the expensive equipment. Children (or foolish adults) face a real danger of electrocution when they reach in or poke sticks inside. Pad N Pole satisfies the urgent safety imperative to cover these holes. Pad N Pole slashes the cost of alternative fixes, which usually involve cutting the power and replacing the pad.
Field trials have resulted in excellent repairs, excited customers, and significant sales! A Pad N Pole repair involves sealing a special matrix fabric over the damaged area and saturating it with more sealant, which cures to an extremely durable (and paintable!) covering. Minimal training is required for proficiency in application, and repairs are performed in the field within minutes, without the need for power outages or return visits. The rep starter kits on their way include all the necessary literature and materials to learn, demonstrate, and sell new Pad N Pole. Pad N Pole is applied with the same tool as BonDuit, though with a different plunger insert (included in the mailing). Improved safety, cost savings, and field convenience are the keys to sales success with exciting new Pad N Pole. Stay tuned, as big-potential Pad N Pole will surely be the topic of future discussion. This is Polywater at its best, saving the planet ... one rodent at a time. |
![]() The Joke |
Return of the Groaners. 1) Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work. 1) What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?" 2) What kind of bird can write? A penguin. 3) What do you call a day that follows two days of rain? Monday. 4) When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When growing creamed corn. 5) What insect does well in school? A spelling bee. 1) What do you get when you play a country music song backward? You get your wife back, your job back, you stop drinking ... 6) What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. 7) Why do bees have sticky hair? Honeycombs! 8) Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? For a full head of hare. 9) What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers. 10) Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't? Because he was a little more on. 11) Samantha: "Doctor, my son thinks that he is a TV channel changer. What are the odds that you can save him?" Doctor: "Remote!" 12) What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic. 13) Who was Snow White's brother? Egg White. Get the yolk? 14) What's the saddest part of the day? Mourning. |
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