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Issue #586 |
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SECOND NOTICE. Apparently the image we used in our first announcement was insufficient to grab the attention of some agents. Tom Fredericks would like his electrical market representatives to know that Polywater will attend the NEMRA 40th Annual Conference on February 16-20, 2010 in New York City. All reps are encouraged to attend our group meeting to be held on Thursday, February 18 at 10:45 a.m. (room to be announced later). We'll be introducing new products, new counter merchandising, and new incentive programs. We're not requesting one-on-one sessions at this meeting, but if you would like to meet with Tom Fredericks, please contact him ASAP at freddy@polywater.com or 651-430-2270 ext. 804 to arrange an individual meeting. This should be an exciting NEMRA meeting with Ken Hooper and Kelly Boyd running the show. These two men have fresh ideas and have re-energized the NEMRA meeting with a new format and plenty of seminars that will benefit you and your company. Please RSVP to Tom Fredericks on your attendance ASAP. |
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Motor carriers use diesel and, like gasoline, it's expensive. Our 1/1/10 price increase is partially intended to offset the increased cost of our generous $350 distributor freight-allowance policy. Even so, APC's management recently issued a threatening and highly authoritarian set of commandments to its sales staff on the matter of shipping costs. Some edicts are too belligerent to repeat in the family friendly Friday Fax, but there are two we can share. They'll help keep you in Management's good graces when followed:
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Total Groaners to Dampen Your Holiday Spirit. 1) Did you hear about the farmer who was found guilty of selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears. 2) Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog. 3) What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had Kurds in their whey. 4) Why do carpenters believe that there is no such thing as stone? Because they never saw it. 5) Why is an evil witch like a candle? They are both wicked. 6) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. 7) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 8) Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out? In pup tents. 9) What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut. 10) When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn. 11) When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up? Because he can't be a brother and assist her too. 12) Why was the fruit farmer's dog sad? Because he was a melon collie. |
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