Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #577

A helpful catalog prefix list was added to the online Product Literature and MSDS pages.
          For the Polywater employee in charge of assigning product catalog numbers, life was good for many years.   If there were 128 fluid ounces in a gallon of Polywater F, he called it "F-128".   When we poured 640 fluid ounces of HydraSol into a 5-gallon pail, he named it "HS-640".   With an alphabet chock full of 26 letters, the possibilities seemed limitless for an expanding product line.   Catalog prefixes were easy to assign and intuitive for reps and customers to identify.   AirRepair became "AR".   CableFree was obviously "CF".   As the year 1999 came to an end the latest release of our Pull-Planner software was dubbed "PP-2000".   And so on.   He was able to take long lunches and go home early without the least bit of stress.   Then life changed.   Along came a new product called PowerPatch ... but the PP prefix was already in use!   The employee panicked.   Life was no longer so simple.   After much hand-wringing and therapy he was forced to break with tradition and code PowerPatch with the EP prefix to differentiate it from the Pull-Planner.   As more products followed, the floodgates opened.   SqueekyKleen became TC.   Grime-Away was named HTC.   IceFree was coded WS.   Then confused customers--unable to find MSD sheets online--began to complain.   The employee has failed in his attempts to expand the alphabet and continues to tweak his meds, but corporate management has acted to reduce customer confusion.   A Catalog Prefix List was added to the online Product Literature and MSDS pages.   Those, combined with the existing Catalog Numbers page that links codes back to their respective product flyers, makes matching catalog numbers with product tradenames much easier.

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          Word Quiz:   Define "hyperbole" (hi-'per-bo-ly).

                a) A missile's trajectory to apogee.
                b) A very excited bole.
                c) A key feature of Friday Fax writing.

If you guessed "c," you are correct and likely an avid Friday Fax reader.   But why do we write with such extravagant exaggeration to get our message across (quiz part II)?

                a) It scares the competition.
                b) It's what women want.
                c) If you can do it, it ain't braggin'.
                d) All of the above.

The correct answer is "d."   It's colorful and it's working ... and we won't stop it for six billion infinities.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Baptist Cowgirl.   A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.   She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.   When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.   The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.   Might taste better if you bought one at a time."   The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters.   One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin.   When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.   So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."   The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.   The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.   She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.   One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs.   All the regulars take notice and fall silent.  When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."   The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.   "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.   It hasn't affected my sisters though!"

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