
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #569

Several of the top 10 electrical construction companies in the country not only utilize the Pull-Planner™ 3000 software program regularly in conduit system design, but even use it to train their employees.

As proof of the popularity of Polywater's exclusive Pull-Planner^™ 3000, several of the top ten electrical construction companies in the country not only utilize the software program regularly in conduit system design, but even use it to train their employees. To that end, Rosendin Electric, one of these top ten, recently requested that we develop this Pull-Planner 3000 Demo Slide for a PowerPoint training presentation they were creating for their employees. We thought the simple graphic with bullets might also come in handy for your sales efforts. Feel free to print out the PDF and use it as a "teachable moment" to supplement the product flyer in your sales presentations.

American Polywater has been selected for the 2009 Best of Stillwater Award in the Lubricating Oils & Greases category by the US Commerce Association.

We were very pleased this week to discover a message in our junk email folder announcing that American Polywater had been selected for the 2009 Best of Stillwater Award in the Lubricating Oils & Greases category by the US Commerce Association. In recognition of our achievement, a 2009 Best of Stillwater Award had been designed for display at our place of business--which apparently could be had by payment of a nominal fee. Each year, the US Commerce Association "identifies companies that we believe have achieved exceptional marketing success in their local community and business category. These are local companies that enhance the positive image of small business through service to their customers and community." We were surprised by the nomination, partly because Polywater doesn’t manufacture oils and greases (we make water-based lubricants), but also because nobody else in the small town of Stillwater, MN does either. Nevertheless, it was nice to be recognized. Then, in an amazing coincidence, the Friday Fax Editor was nominated via email on the very next day to hold an honored position in the prestigious Register of Who's Who of Elite American Professionals ... requiring another small fee for processing and what-not. As you can imagine, morale at Polywater is pretty high right now.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Kids Are Quick. 1) Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. 2) Teacher: Jim, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Jim: You told me to do it without using tables. 3) Teacher: Glen, how do you spell "crocodile?" Glen: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. Teacher: No, that's wrong. Glenn: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 4) Teacher: Don, what's the chemical formula for water? Don: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 5) Teacher: Sue, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Sue: Me! 6) Teacher: Jon, why do you always get so dirty? Jon: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 7) Teacher: Mary, give me a sentence starting with "I." Mary: I is-- Teacher: No, Mary ... always say, "I am." Mary: Okay ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8) Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Lou, do you know why his dad didn't punish him? Lou: George still had the axe in his hand. 9) Teacher: Seth, do you say prayers before eating? Seth: I don't have to; my Mom's a good cook. 10) Teacher: Cory, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Cory: No, sir, it's the same dog. 11) Teacher: Hank, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Hank: A teacher.

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