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The Friday Fax has been anxiously awaiting the opportunity to tie this picture of Chuck Norris's brand of toilet paper to a relevant topic. Got it! Verizon's National Operations Training in Sandston, Virginia--which provided the excellent SqueekyKleen evaluation mentioned last week--also churned out the following Grime-Away Product Evaluation, wiping out lesser brands in the process: "Recommendation: Grime-Away is a better all-purpose hand/tool cleaner when compared to Rainbow Knuckles Towels, Go-Jo FAST WIPES, ITW Dymon SCRUBS, Klein Tools Klein Kleaners, Heavy Duty Towels, and others. Product functionality: Grime-Away wipes clean more types of grime than competitors. In almost all cases it replaces harsh solvents effectively. Grime-Away towels feature a textured side to quickly remove heavy greases, dirt, and gel. The other side of the toilet is a less abrasive side that works well on the hands while being gentle on skin. Lastly there is no need to rinse with water after using a Grime-Away wipe. General product description: Grime-Away is a water-base cleaner with a moisturizer that softens skin rather than removing oils from the skin. This helps to alleviate the dry, cracked skin so common among technicians. This may not seem like a big deal, but it is. Also if the toilets dry out from leaving the canister open, you only have to add bulk cleaner to the container and they become usable again. If most of the alcohol/solvent-based cleaners we currently use dry out, they are no longer usable. Evaluation type: Field Trial Overall results: Grime-Away is a better alternative to alcohol/solvent-based cleaners currently being used." In case you missed the interesting misspelling, they inadvertently substituted "toilet" for "towelette". This explains the connection to our photo. It's a weak connection, yes, but served our evil, ulterior motive of deeking you into reading this article and considering use of the evaluation to further your sales of Grime-Away (demented laughter). |
