Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #549

How to sell Grime-Away™ Multipurpose Wipes.
           We interrupt our exciting series of Pull-Planner™ 3000 tutorials to remind you to be aware that APC is moving into its bigger, better office location on this very afternoon, March 27, 2009.   Employees will be unavailable by email, fax, or on our regular phone lines from noon CST until closing time.   If you have urgent need to contact us, the following personal cell phones will be attended:
  • Sharon Hindahl, Inside Sales Manager: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Tom Fredericks, VP Electrical Division: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Wade LeVander, Eastern Sales Manager: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Jeff Ericson, Western Sales Manager: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Win Miller, VP Telcom Division: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Charlie Cole, VP International Division: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Christine Otam, Int'l Customer Service: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
  • Sheri Dahlke, Laboratory Manager: (XXX)XXX-XXXX
Keep in mind that these personnel will be in the process of physically moving, and our computers will be down.   Some matters may have to wait until Monday when we resume normal operations.   Factory production and order fulfillment will be unaffected.   Note that this move does not change contact information.   Our business phone lines, fax numbers, email addresses, and snail mail address will remain the same (see below).   By next week, office employees will be fully functional and enjoying their new surroundings on the greatly expanded Polywater campus.   Thanks for your understanding.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke		                               School -- 1959 vs. 2009.

1) Jack goes hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 -- Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and shows his shotgun to Jack.
2008 -- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack goes to jail and loses his truck and gun.   Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

  2) Johnny and Mark have a fistfight after school.
1958 -- Crowd gathers.   Mark wins.   They shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 -- SWAT team arrives and arrests them.   Both are charged with assault and expelled even though Johnny started it.

  3) Jeffrey fidgets in class, disrupts other students.
1958 -- Jeffrey sent to the office, disciplined by the Principal.
2008 -- Jeffrey tested for ADD, prescribed Ritalin, becomes a zombie.   School gets federal funding for Jeffrey's disability.

Click here to View This Issue Online With Images
Click here to View Back Issues by Number or View Back Issues by Topic

Copyright © 2009 American Polywater Corporation -- Issue Date: 3/27/09

American Polywater Corporation -- The world's leading manufacturer of cable pulling lubricants, cable cleaners, and MRO & construction chemicals.
P.O. Box 53 | Stillwater, MN 55082 USA
1-(651) 430-2270 (Voice) | 1-(651) 430-3634 (Fax)
1-(800) 328-9384 (Toll-Free US/Canada Only)