
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #543

Cupid's new Weapon of Mass Devotion: the FST™ application tool.

This Valentines Day, Cupid is putting down the bow and arrow. He has a new WMD (Weapon of Mass Devotion). It's the Catalog #FST-TOOL, better known as the application tool for APC's popular FST Duct Sealant. FST Sealant users quickly become devoted to the excellent quality and strength of this foam. But why is Cupid deploying the tool now? Because Valentines Day marks the traditional start of Duct Sealant Selling Season. Spring thaws send torrents of water downstream, water that loves to seep into critical duct systems, breaking the hearts of outside plant managers everywhere. And with this winter's heavy snowfall, Spring 2009 looks to be an orgy of flooding. FST Foam helps block water from entering ducts, potentially preventing thousands of dollars worth of damage. If you convert customers to FST Foam before the flooding, they may give you more than orders later ... they may give you chocolates.

Sharon Hindahl is the Queen of Customer Service.

And speaking of devotion, we don't know which to be more proud of, 20-year employee Sharon Hindahl, Polywater J, or our unique Front End Pack System. Read this testimonial, and you decide: "Good afternoon, Sharon. Thanks for the information on the Front End Pack System. I would like to try it on some long wire pulls. Your personalized attention was a great help today with the Pull-Planner program. This data will allow us to efficiently locate manholes and pull boxes based on pulling tensions using Polywater J ... SAVING LABOR! It is a superior lubricant which we have used for many years--and will continue to use!! The Wastewater Treatment Project, where Polywater will be used, is located in Florida. It will be purchased from local vendors near us. Thanks." --T. Brandies, Brandies Electric Company, Inc. Sharon continues to be the Queen of Customer Service, while Polywater J is still King of Cable Lubes. If you use the resources on the webpage linked above--such as the video, slide show, and instructions--to enlighten your high-volume cable-pulling clients, you might become a prince or a duke or something.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Real Newspaper Headlines, Ads, & Quotes. 1) Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less. 2) Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says. 3) Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. 4) A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to J. Beto, Senior VP of Investments at AG Edwards & Sons. 5) One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers. 6) A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mailman. 7) An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage. 8) Fish need water, Feds say. 9) Alton attorney accidentally sues himself. 10) Student excited dad got head job. 11) Police were called to Market Square for a report about a suspicious coin. Investigating officer reported it was a quarter. 12) A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane NE reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends. 13) County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.

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