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Issue #542 |
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Like last week's FST coin demo, be aware that we also have available BonDuit Sales Demos like the ones shown at left. They are short lengths of polyethylene conduit bonded to PVC couplers. They allow customers to instantly see and feel the quality and strength of a BonDuit seal between disparate materials. These handy sales tools are for your repeated use; they're not intended to be items you'd leave with the customer. There are different versions to choose from: for selling to the electrical markets, and to the communications market. Also, you can opt to receive them in fully assembled form, or as parts in a bag for hands-on field demonstration. How do you get your eager hands on one? You may have already been sent one as part of a regional or market-specific campaign in your territory. If you're not sure, better call your factory account executive and discuss which version is appropriate for your BonDuit sales campaign. |
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To assist your presentation of the above BonDuit demo, we also have a handy Sales Tips Sheet, which will help you isolate uses and elevate the BonDuit solution over alternative methods. Another option is this less word intensive and more colorful version that we call the BonDuit Sales Points Sheet ... in case you or your prospects have trouble with literacy (in which case, how are you reading this?). Maybe you should bring both just in case. BonDuit is APC's fastest growing product. Sales in your territory should reflect this. These tools will help you "seal the deal," so to speak. |
![]() The Joke |
Modern Stock Market Terms. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. PIE RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just down-graded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling your Yahoo Company stock to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. |
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