
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #535

New distributor price schedule effective January 1, 2009.

Oyez, Oyez! Citizens of PolyWorld hearken. Be it known to all persons: a new Distributor Price Schedule was issued with an effective date of January 1, 2009. The good news is that there's no price increase. The main purpose was to introduce the new Pull-Planner^™ 3000 and FiberKleen^™ line. It also introduces the addition of some pretty handy web links in the Excel version of the file. Now buyers can view images, brochures, specs, and MSDS sheets with a simple click when they're looking up prices. This clever idea comes courtesy of the venerable Donna Sus of Electrical Agencies in Colorado. This is another great example of why we love Donna specifically and reps generally. How good is this new price file? Here's one response we got: "Thank you! This is one of the best electronic price file updates I have received. It was easy to download and save and it contains all the information that we need to update our system. Thanks for making my job easier. Best regards, J. Ranallo -- Professional Electric Products Co." In case you missed the earlier invite, click here to Download the Price File.

Polywater makes the world safe for democracy.

As long as we're tooting our horn, we'll share this heartwarming email from a company working on a NATO communications job in Afghanistan. It regards APC's international salesperson, Christine Otam, and Polywater Europe's G.M., Erik Freyser, and the superior level of service they rendered on a complex international transaction. "Christine, it is clear that you guys have used your own product to make this a smooth purchase. Thanks for all your efforts. I will coordinate with Erik during his travels, as well as make contact with you guys when I know the wire has been completed. Again, thanks for all the extra service you guys have done for us. This is a pretty straight forward business to business transaction. But at the end of the day, your lubricant will help install communications infrastructure easily and more quickly, therefore giving the soldier on the ground better ways to protect us at home. Every little bit helps, and I thank you for doing your part flawlessly! From the foxhole of M.G. Wood, President." Polywater: topnotch customer service ... making the world safe for democracy.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

More Groaners. 1) A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 2) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 3) Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head." 4) I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 5) A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass." 6) A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet." 7) A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8) The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 9) The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 10) A backward poet writes inverse. 11) In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 12) When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 13) Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!

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