
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #534

Friday Fax back issues now sorted, listed, and available by topic.

Because the Friday Fax sometimes--if only rarely--contains useful information, back issues have long been available to readers who wish to revisit a particular subject matter. A link to a menu page is provided at the bottom of each issue. This numerical listing with its brief subject lines is unwieldy due to the large number of issues one must scan through to hit pay dirt. You now have an alternate option. We now have back issues Sorted by Topic. Say you'd like to use a CableFree testimonial you vaguely recall reading about. A quick peek at this page would show links to three issues on CableFree. This immediately removes well over a hundred other issues from consideration, saving you time. Perceptive agents may ask why there are no issues listed prior to #392. This is because issues #1 thru #391 weren't electronic, and contained no images. This new listing isn't perfect; some categories are fairly general, but hopefully it's of some help.

APC's SpliceMaster^® line of electrical cable cleaners has been wildly successful over the years, and most of our effort has rightly been focused on the various cleaners themselves. But there's a "sleeper" in the product line, one that generates surprising volumes: Dry Towels. These are the same wipes used in the saturated PEL-PAC^® kits. They come in handy for speeding evaporation by wiping off excess cleaner, and for wetting with bulk solvent packages when more cleaning is required.

Non-linting - Leaves no residue that could lead to tracking. Ideal for electrical cable splicing.
Versatile - Use to apply bulk solvents, or wipe them dry.
Two Sizes - Available in 6"x9", or larger 12"x12" size for big jobs.
Durable - Won't shred under heavy wiping load.
Convenient - Eliminates the need to search for rags.
Handy Packaging - Neatly folded and perforation-cut in easy-dispensing box.

Remember that these dry wipes are a convenience sell. They save customers the hassle of sourcing wipes separately. Get in the habit of offering this profitable add-on.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Groaners. 1) The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2) I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3) She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4) A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5) The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6) No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7) A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8) A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9) Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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