Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #525

Polywater® CLR easily outperforms ClearGlide™ in friction reduction, and can be safely used on much longer pulls.
          Why is Ideal Industries trying to displace its own flagship product, Yellow 77®, with ClearGlide?   Well, 666 may be the mark of the beast--as we learned in Gregory Peck's 1976 movie The Omen--but 77 is the mark of the least ... unless we're talking stain potential; then it's the mark of the most.   Comedian Chris Farley supposedly once saw Yellow 77 used on a carpeted inside job, and was heard to exclaim "That's gonna leave a mark."   Ideal introduced ClearGlide as a non-staining lube in response to years of complaints about their yellow wax.   But while they've been modestly successful in cannibalizing their own sales, the reality is that ClearGlide is a mediocre lubricant.   We wouldn't go so far as to claim it's the anti-lube, but Ideal's own literature clearly shows that it's the worst performing lubricant in their line, with a 75-foot pull limit--way too short for most commercial applications.   ClearGlide is the exclusive lube at Lowe's DIY stores (a fact your distributors may not appreciate), and yet--at our local store--it has a definite yellow tinge.   Could it be that Ideal makes both lubes in the same vat and 77 is staining ClearGlide too?   Clear lube is essentially an aesthetic buy, but customers expect to get a lube that performs and isn't yellowy.   That's why you can sell Polywater CLR over ClearGlide with confidence.   CLR easily outperforms ClearGlide in friction reduction, and can be safely used on much longer pulls.   CLR is truly clear and offers lower friction, longer shelf life, and much more.

American Polywater is A-D's Supplier Spotlight vendor of the month for October.
          American Polywater is A-D's "Supplier Spotlight" vendor of the month for October.   We're doing a Big Promo with all A-D distributors for the entire month.   They get an Additional 10% Rebate for all orders placed in October!   Which products does this apply to?   ALL products!   Distributors can also get a FREE display rack, FREE counter cards, and FREE samples.   Contact your A-D customers now and ask for an order so they can earn their additional rebate.   A mere $350 order qualifies for FREE freight!   There is some fine print in this promo--it does NOT apply to existing quotes.   Hurry up and make these calls!   Get your orders placed before the promo ends and the Great Depression begins!   Thanks for your effort.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              If Motivational Posters Spoke Truth.   Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job ... the kind robots will be doing soon.   Worth: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.   Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.   Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true--unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the earth that will destroy all life ... then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for, unless it's death by meteor.   Ambition:   The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.   Customer Care: If we really cared for the customer, we'd send them somewhere better.   Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screw-up.   Achievement: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.   Get to Work: You're not paid to believe in the power of your dreams.   Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.   Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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