Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #514

New Technical Data Sheet for Polywater® LZ.
          We have a wonderful new Technical Data Sheet on Polywater® LZ available for your use.   In addition to a general description of the product, this comprehensive technical data sheet lists physical properties, performance properties, application properties, cable compatibility, friction testing, recommended uses, directions for use, ordering information, a model specification, and more--all in an attractive format.   We hope you find this new tool useful, because we're in the process of developing similar sheets for the other lubricants in our line.   We'll advise you as they become available.

What is a Model Specification?
Model Specification?
          What is a Model Specification?   If you said, "Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six," you'd be wrong--at least in the context of APC's lubricants.   The model we're referring to is a pre-written template that an engineer can insert into project specifications.   As you know, cable pulling lubricant is a critical component in properly engineered cable systems.   Cable compatibility, friction reduction performance, residue combustibility, green project certification, and application method are but a few of the criteria to be considered.   As explained in our free "Cable Installation Engineering" video, over 90% of cable damage occurs during installation.   Engineers simply cannot risk their expensive cable systems by leaving pulling lubricant choice to the uninformed.   But engineers don't need to do the writing; the work is already done for them.   We have written lubricant specifications suitable for insertion in job specifications.   They list specific performance criteria a lube must meet for approval, and call out Polywater as the approved lubricant.   To use these in their projects engineers can just cut and paste off the website, or contact the factory for a hardcopy.   To see an example for Polywater LZ, scroll to the last page of the new technical data sheet linked above.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Back to Chuck.   1) If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.   2) There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.   Chuck Norris is always in control.   3) Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.   4) Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.   5) Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.   6) Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.   7) Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.   8) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.   9) Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.   10) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.   11) Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.   12) Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.   13) Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.   14) Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time it is.   15) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.   16) Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.   Chuck Norris bites frost.   17) Remember the Soviet Union?   They decided to quit after watching a "Delta Force" marathon on Satellite TV.   18) Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Click here to View This Issue Online With Images
Click here to View Back Issues With Images

Copyright © 2008 American Polywater Corporation -- Issue Date: 7/18/08

American Polywater Corporation -- The world's leading manufacturer of cable pulling lubricants, cable cleaners, and MRO & construction chemicals.
P.O. Box 53 | Stillwater, MN 55082 USA
1-(651) 430-2270 (Voice) | 1-(651) 430-3634 (Fax)
1-(800) 328-9384 (Toll-Free US/Canada Only)