Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #509

APC's exemplary service record.
          APC beats the clock.   Today’s distributors are under pressure from the ever-increasing speed of the order cycle.   End-users, squeezing nickels to survive, are reducing inventories, employing “just-in-time” and “integrated supply” purchasing techniques, cutting staff, and placing higher demands on the distributor to have or get product when and where it's needed.   Distributors, in turn, lean heavily on their vendors for fast delivery.   Blame it on the global economy or global warming, Boomers raised on instant karma or Gen-X’ers demanding instant gratification.   Whatever the cause, those who can’t keep pace are left eating dust from an empty wallet.   But we can help.

APC has outstanding availability and delivery--far above industry average.   Reps must be aware of this powerful sales feature of the Polywater® line.   Here’s how we do it:

  • Production: APC can receive truckload orders one day and ship the next--running at less than 50% capacity!   Our only limitation is our vendor’s ability to supply raw materials.   We have excess capacity.   Accountants hate it.   You should love it.

  • Inventory: We ignore our tax advisor’s plea to reduce inventory, carrying about a four-month supply of finished goods--more than enough to weather sudden sales surges or other strains on production.   Customer satisfaction may not appear on the balance sheet, but it justifies a bloated inventory.

  • Availability: We have 15 stocking locations in the U.S.   This is a logistical nightmare for us, and a boon for customers.   Will-calls, rep deliveries, and inexpensive one-day deliveries are common.   Out-of-stocks are easily satisfied by routing from the nearest location.
The statistics are impressive: +95% of orders ship by due date.   70% of orders ship at least one day early.   Many orders are filled same-day.   The vast majority ship within 24 hours of placement; the average is skewed only by the few unusually large, complex orders.   This response time applies to more than orders: samples, literature, and MSDS requests are handled at the same pace.   Website inquiries receive response measured in minutes or hours, rather than days.

We're not perfect and aim to improve, but APC compares very favorably with competitors and others in the industry on delivery speed.   We’ve previously responded to compliments with a modest, “Aw, shucks.”   But no more.   The time has come to acknowledge our good service record--and for you to sell it.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Chuck Norris Facts.   1) Chuck Norris doesn't read books.   He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.   2) Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.   When asked about this glitch, Norris replied, "That's no glitch."   3) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.   After the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.   The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.   4) Chuck Norris once brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.   Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crowd that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.   5) To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.   Beat that, Lance Armstrong.   6) A duck's quack does not echo.  Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon.   When asked why, he will simply stare at you, grimly.   7) Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"   8) Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.   9) Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.   10) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.   11) Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, just never his own.   12) Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.   At night.   13) When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

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