Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #506 |
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Utility Reps: APC emailed the following text to 1,500 power industry contacts last week, promoting a new 7-Slide Introductory Slide Show. "The quick-plugging action of American Polywater's PowerPatch® Transformer Leak Repair System creates a durable, permanent seal that can repair active oil and SF6 gas leaks in transformers, lead-sheathed cables, potheads, and other oil-filled electrical equipment in minutes. Active oil and SF6 gas leaks are blocked by the PowerPatch System's putty stick. Then the proprietary quick-curing paste overcoat--which has a 41kv dielectric strength--forms a seal that is impervious to water, oil, and weather. The PowerPatch System eliminates hazardous alternative methods of repair, including lead wiping and heat sources in a manhole. This simple system saves time and money because it is faster than welding, the electrical equipment may stay in service, and it eliminates bagging or removal from the field. Kits contain all materials needed to fix leaks while in the field, and can be customized to fit end-user requirements." Invite your contacts to view the same show, or send us their email address and we'll contact them directly--after checking for duplicates, of course. |
![]() PowerPatch Man |
Last week's PowerPatch® mailing came just in time to celebrate our mascot's 6th birthday. Jeff Ericson handcrafted the "Caped Sealer" on a whim, and we've watched his feats of plugging-do and sticktoitiveness grow more spectacular ever since. Unlike consumer heroes like Superman, who made a career out of jumping over buildings, racing trains, and performing other silly tasks, PowerPatch Man is an industrial-strength superhero. He repairs damaged transformers and PILC cables in three easy steps; is faster than a speeding welder; and is able to cling to almost any surface for years on end. What is PowerPatch Man made of? PowerPatch Sealant, of course--and his lint-free cape is a SpliceMaster DT-69 wipe! PowerPatch Man has saved untold numbers of innocent transformers from a premature demise, never once loosening his powerful grip on his perilous perch atop Jeff's cubicle. Marvel Comics, eat your heart out. |
![]() The Joke |
New Dictionary Additions. 1) Cashtration: The act of buying a house, rendering the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. 3) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5) Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of achieving sexual intimacy. 7) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. |
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