
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #495

Type TR™ catalog #TR-16, the 16-ounce aerosol stimulus package.

16-Ounce Stimulus Package

APC trotted out another issue of the Juice Newsletter this week. This issue introduces APC's cure for the electrical industry's current economic woes. We call it the 16-oz. Stimulus Package. It contains a special offer on Type TR aerosols (catalog #TR-16). It's vitally important that you read this issue ASAP so you're familiar with the details of the sale price in case customers call you. And why wait around for that? You are authorized to go forth and extend this offer to all your distributor contacts. Let's get this economy going! In case callers want information on competitive products to cross reference, here's a partial list of CRC aerosols the TR-16 can replace:

Cable Clean^® -- Catalog #02069
Cable Clean^® NT^™ -- Catalog #02040
Cable Clean^® RD^™ -- Catalog #02150
Cable Clean^® Degreaser -- Catalog #02064
PF^™ Precision Cleaner -- Catalog #02190

New Cooking Show

What do you get when an American cable pulling lubricant manufacturer employs a Korean marketing intern who was raised in China but aspires to cook Italian food? You might not achieve peace on earth and goodwill toward man, but you do get a pretty tasty meal. APC intern Bin Jiang (who was first introduced to readers in Friday Fax issue #452) has a new Cooking Show on YouTube.com. Bin takes on Italian Chicken Cream Pasta in the video, and it looks mighty good. Bin says, "I know many people at Polywater enjoy cooking (he means eating), and I think the video is a great way to learn cooking tips." Julia Child has her "Bass-o-Matic" and Emeril Lagasse has his "Bam!" But APC has its "Bin!" Check it out.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

On Getting Old. 1) Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "Ninety-eight," she replied, "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? 2) A reporter asked a 104-year-old woman, "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She replied, "No peer pressure." 3) The old man said, "I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, and new knees. I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind and practically deaf. I take forty different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have dementia, poor circulation, and can barely feel my hands. I can't remember if I'm eighty-five or ninety-five. I've lost all my friends--but thank God I still have my driver's license!" 4) The old woman said, "I was so out of shape, I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour, but by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over!"

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