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Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage. 1) Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2) We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3) I take my wife everywhere ... but she keeps finding her way back. 4) I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said, "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested the kitchen. 5) We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6) She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place
to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. 7) My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8) She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9) She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!" 10) Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11) I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always. 12) I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13) The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" |
