Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #493

Lubrinomics 101
Lubrinomics 101
                              When the Editor used his coined term "lubrinomics" in a recent sales meeting and was confronted by blank, confused stares, it became apparent that a rerun of this classic Friday Fax article from 100 issues ago was necessary:

As surprising as it may seem, occasionally otherwise seemingly sophisticated contractors try to save money by cutting out lubricant from their cable pulls.   In one spectacular example of why this is not a wise financial move ... a large municipal utility in the Northwest hired a reputable engineering firm to design a distribution installation.   Despite the engineer's use of the Pull-Planner to perform calculations and his strong recommendation to use Polywater® J on the pulls to achieve tension reduction goals, the utility's hired contractor pulled dry or used an inferior lubricant brand.   When the cable got stuck, they brought in a crane to "persuade" it into place, resulting in $20,000 worth of cable damage.   Add to that the harder-to-quantify cost of delay, extra labor, and recrimination--and you have an expensive lesson: $200 of Polywater® can prevent $20,000 of damage.   Part of your job is to teach that lesson--free of cost--to your customers.   Think of yourself as a Professor of Lubrinomics, if you must
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HydraSol® is easy on worker's hands.
          The dirty little secret about splicing fiber optic cables is that bare fingers are needed to "feel" and manipulate the cable in the cleaning process.   Yes, safety departments require gloves.   And yes, theoretically (wink, wink, nod, nod), the crews wear them.   In reality it doesn't always happen in the field.   It can't.   The result with users of PT Technologies' D'gel is horrific wear and tear on workers' hands over time.   The cure is water-based HydraSol®, which is a more effective gel remover, yet is less harsh on hands.   Even new SqueekyKleen Cleaner is easier on hands than D-gel because it eliminates the need for alcohol (which further dies out skin) to fan the fibers.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              More Teenager Test Results.   Q: What does "varicose" mean?   A: Nearby.   Q: What is the most common form of birth control?   A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.   Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."   A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.   Q: What is a seizure?   A: A Roman emperor.   Q: What is a terminal illness?   A: When you are sick at the airport.   Q: Give an example of a fungus.   What is a characteristic feature?   A: Mushrooms.   They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.   Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.   A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (do dishes)   Q: What does the word "benign" mean?   A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.   Q: What is a turbine?   A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

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