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Issue #490 |
![]() ![]() ![]() Nelson Jonnes |
Nels Jonnes retires at 81. As some long-time Polywater reps will recall and others may know from reading the Polywater History page, Polywater® was invented 35 years ago by Nelson Jonnes. Frustrated that his many other patents were languishing with his employer and weren't receiving the attention they deserved to become huge sellers, the young research chemist struck off on his own with the Polywater patent. American Polywater was born. Mr. Jonnes founded his fledgling company with lofty growth goals and based it on two simple principles:
Nels is an extraordinary fellow. A relative once gave him a gift of personalized pens that read, "Nelson Jonnes: entrepreneur, author, philanthropist, orator, chairman, traveler, and teacher." This was no joke. The fact is, Nels is all that and more. His life experience reads like that of a fictional superhero: science teacher, mutual fund salesman, big game hunter, chemist, world traveler, Navy sonarman, Ethiopian "ambassador", athlete, inventor, historian, geologist, musician, philosopher, certified scuba instructor, and more. His advancing age has never been a barrier. Last year Nels won a bronze medal in table tennis at the Senior Olympics--at age 80--and is going for the gold in 2009. He continues to devour more books in a year than many readers do in a lifetime. And he's still in school, now seeking a degree in grease technology. Recently he's returned to a favorite pastime: model ship building (often from scratch!) His latest is an ancient Greek "trireme" warship worthy of The Battle of Salamis. All associates of American Polywater owe Nels a debt of gratitude for a fine legacy and ideals worth striving for. |
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