 Jim Krepper? |
Oops! We owe Jim Krepper of EBR, Inc. an apology. Issue #478 of the Friday Fax implied that, because of his attire, Jim was perhaps high on drugs and not doing all he could to represent the Polywater brand. In actuality, Jim was working incognito--and we inadvertently blew his cover. Sorry! Luckily Jim has managed to slip undetected into another disguise and carry on his noble effort. Read now Jim's explanation in his own words: "Evidently, my disguise has been compromised, by a mole within our industry. I have been working undercover with several law enforcement and intelligence gathering agencies, to try to ferret out the villains hoping to discredit American Polywater, by spreading untruths and innuendos. In fact, I almost had one of the culprits with a product I will refer to as Mello Yellow. I was able to employ SPY Lube to slip close to him. Unfortunately, he was able to get away due to the extremely slippery nature of SPY Lube, before I was able to get a firm grip on him. I was almost able to lower the BOOM Wipes on him. Clean up was not a problem employing Grime-Away. The product you noted in the spy cam picture is actually Type P7, an excellent product I use to clean and treat my concealed weapons. Since my cover was compromised, I have had to create another disguise to conceal my covert activity. So, if you see me, do not tell the competition I am working on destroying their credibility. The quest for truth continues!" |
