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Issue #479 |
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Michael Jackson believes that towels are very important for the security of his family. We agree! We use nothing but the finest towel materials in our family of cleaning products. This is especially true with new SqueekyKleen Communications Cleaner. SqueekyKleen's special solvent blend explains only part of the extraordinary performance of the catalog #TC-1 presaturated wipe. The other part is the towelette itself. This towel was selected in a blind "taste test" with professional cable splicers who felt it offered the best feel and cleaning power. It has special apertures (cool word for holes) that capture the grease and pull it away from the surface during cleaning. While it isn't suitable for draping over an infant's face due to the odor, the TC-1 towel is softer than other wipes. It acts like an absorbent cushion, allowing techs to apply more finger pressure without breaking the delicate fibers. Steve Scudder says this unique towel is "a real Thriller ... you can't Beat It ... it makes me want to stand on a hill and sing We Are The World." And that ain't Bad. Infusing your sales pitch with a few of these facts about the unique character of the TC-1 towel and the great lengths to which APC's lab went to develop the perfect fiber cleaner will make you a sales superstar on the road to commission neverland. All this talk about SqueekyKleen inspired Michael Jackson fan and wannabe lyricist Mike Fee (APC's Production Engineer) to write a limerick: There once was a technician named Tiki. Who cleaned and spliced cables biweekly. He used SqueekyKleen, the strands fanned out keen and as for the fibers, they're SQUEEKY. |
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Idiots Again. 1) A fairly new resident in a semi-rural area called the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on the road by her house. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." 2) A girl went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. 3) A traveler at the airport was checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which he replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." 4) The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. A man was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker. She asked if he knew what the buzzer was for. He explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" |
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