Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #477

Let Polywater be your beacon to prosperity.
          Amidst all the gloom of sub-prime mortgage woes, nuclear proliferation, and looming gamma-ray bursts there shines a bright light of hope and optimism for employees and representatives of APC (and the friends and family that rely on them).   It's Polywater's Sales Chart.   You should be aware that no less than 9 of the first 10 months in 2007 were monthly sales records for APC.   These sales are the engine that generates the profits and commissions that keep our small group off the rocks of financial ruin.   You may be out there seemingly adrift, navigating the impenetrable fog of the global economy, buffeted by the winds of change and bracing against exterior forces beyond your control.   Fear not, matey.   Polywater's light shines bright of late.   Let it be your beacon to prosperity.   Steer a sales course toward Polywater products and the commissions they emit.

Two of the many reasons APC is setting records.
          We're reminded this week of two of the many reasons APC is setting records.   One is the popular electronic Bits! Newsletter for distributors, the latest edition of which just hit the street.   We don't know who writes these things, but more than one reader thinks he deserves special recognition (maybe a Cable Pullitzer Award, perhaps?).   Check out this testimonial from a Graybar reader now planning a joint promotion: "Thank you for this e-mail!"   The other reason is the topic of that current newsletter: SqueekyKleen, another fine and innovative new product that just blows away the competition for its intended use.   APC's research and development laboratory is second to none in isolating specific performance criteria for a market problem and formulating a targeted product response ... yet again proving the wisdom of Confucius: "Those who nichie, niche soon become Richie Rich."

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              More Idiots.   1) A robber walked into a downtown Bank of America branch and wrote: "Put all your muny in this bag."   While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.   So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.   After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.   She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.   Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "Okay" and left.   He was arrested a few minutes later while waiting in line back at Bank of America.   2) A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed with radar and photographed his car.   He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.   Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.   Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.   He immediately mailed in his $40.

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