Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #471

Ideal limits their four Utility/Cable Pulling lubes to pulls up to 250 feet.
          In Friday Fax issues 437, 438, and 439 we took Ideal Industries to task for fantastic claims made about their new Velocity lube.   That was so much fun, we'll now take a closer look at Ideal's Lubricant Brochure, an 8-page, full-color study in contradictions.   Oh, where to begin?   How about the most shocking revelation, the one that should prompt you to print out this flyer and carry it to all sales calls in case you encounter their product.   What is it?   Suggested Pull Length.   In their "Select-a-Lubricant" section on pages 3-4 they recommend ClearGlide for pulls up to 75 feet--which essentially restricts its use to residential wiring, a miniscule portion of the market--and their four "Utility/Cable Pulling" lubes for pulls up to 250 feet.   While there isn't an official stat on the length of an average utility pull, we can say with confidence that it's more than 250 feet.   It's probably double that, with countless pulls that go much longer.   Example: Polywater® J was used last year in a mile-long pull in Pearl Harbor (that's 5,280 feet for those of you who've been out of school for a while).   This published limitation is indicative of their fundamental ignorance of the utility market and of the science and practical application of cable pulling lubricants.   Accounts making highly engineered cable installations must be wary of the claims and products from such posers.   Ask customers considering Ideal's product what their longest pull length is.   When they say, for example, 650 feet, you whip out this flyer showing Ideal's inability over 250 feet.   Then show the Pearl Harbor Article Reprint documenting J's mile-long success.   And you're in.

Ideal's flyer shows that cheaper regular-grade Yellow 77® reduces friction by twice as much as Yellow 77® Plus.
          Ideal's brochure also states--inaccurately--that wax lubes "are naturally more slippery than polymer lubes," and that "polymer lubes dry quicker for shorter pulls."   They then proceed to promote their four polymer lubes for long-distance, heavy-duty utility pulls.   Hmm.   They also charge a price premium for their Yellow 77® Plus with Rapid Glide (an ineffective Teflon® additive), which "provides greater lubricity than other wax lubes--great for tough pulls."   But the graph on their own flyer clearly shows that cheaper regular-grade Yellow 77® reduces friction by twice as much.   Huh?   The graphs also show that Velocity--listed variously as utility grade, then not utility but commercial grade, then utility again--has a higher COF than Aqua-Gel® or Yellow 77®, despite its claims of "specification grade" and "maximum friction reduction."   There are so many other oddities in the flyer that one wonders whether we're expected to read it.   Maybe we're just supposed to look at the pretty pictures.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              A Few More Signs.   1) On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."   2) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome!   Dog food is expensive."   3) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."   4) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary.   We hear you coming."   5) In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes.   Sit!   Stay!"   6) At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.   However, if you don't, you will be."   7) In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.   Come on in and get fed up."   8) In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.   We'll wait."   9) At a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills!"   10) On a septic tank truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."   11) Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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