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More Kids' Sunday School Test Answers. 1) David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. 2) Soloman, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 3) When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. 4) When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. 5) Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 6) St. John the Blacksmith dumped water on his head. 7) Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone. 8) It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. 9) The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels. 10) The epistles were the wives of the apostles. 11) One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. 12) St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. 13) Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. |
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