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Issue #460 |
![]() The Joke |
Shorts. 1) She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 2) The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. 3) It was mealtime during a commercial flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked a man. "What are my choices?" he said. "Yes or no," she replied. 4) The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 5) The Federal government has a new citizenship test. They said the old immigration test form was too outdated. Apparently it was in English. 6) After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the bill. "Five hundred dollars! For an hour's work?" cried the attorney, "That's ridiculous! Why, I'm an attorney and I don't make that much." The electrician said, "That's funny, when I was an attorney, I didn't either!" 7) An attorney ran over to the office of his client. "I can't believe it!" he said angrily, "You sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in your case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we're certain to lose this case!" The client said, "Relax, I sent it in the prosecutor's name." |
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