 Grand Theft Auto |
The following story is true. The names have been changed to protect Jessee Wendt of KAM Sales. A certain agent in Georgia--whom we'll call "J.W."--is taking the Polywater® SPY Lube secret agent thing seriously--maybe too seriously. Agent J.W. transmitted the following message to his factory handler: "Last week I ran into someone in need. This person left their lights on and locked their keys inside the vehicle. The battery was so dead, Onstar couldn't even help and the code on the door was of no use. I had a Slim Jim (not the eatin' kind) in the trunk of my car for such emergencies. But the window rubber was old, and the hot sun was baking down on me. It was so hot, the rubber was bonded to the glass. The window was dirty, and scalding. No matter how hard I pushed, that thin little Slim Jim wasn't going anywhere. I looked again in my trunk, and that's when I saw it: Polywater SPY. I stood back like a champion and gave that window a quick squirt. I approached the vehicle with a new sense of confidence. With little effort, the Slim Jim slipped right in between the glass and rubber. Needless to say, I was able to save the day; I unlocked the door. Breaking into cars is a lot easier with a little help from our friend, Polywater SPY." Official Corporate response: While random acts of kindness, new product ideas, and unexplained sales increases are encouraged, agents are advised to stay on mission (selling to electrical contractors pulling wire) and stay clear of felons. |
