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Issue #452

Technical Talk Newsletter

The latest edition of Technical Talk was released last week. This issue deals with a mile-long cable pull in Hawaii, and other topics. This is APC's premier newsletter, loaded with exclusive and unrivaled technical research focused on our narrow market niche. It enjoys a large and loyal readership, and never fails to produce orders and other sales activity. It's one of the most important contacts we can make with your customers--but only if they receive it. To help ensure that they do, we can email you a special electronic copy with the following introductory text: "I don't know if you're on Polywater's mail list, but I thought you might be interested in this ... so I'm forwarding you a copy of their latest technical newsletter. Feel free to follow the links and subscribe if you want. Your trusty Polywater Representative." You then simply forward the email to your choice of customers who accept your email communication, and let nature take its course. Very powerful yet simple. Let us know if you want one.

Bin Jiang

APC is honored to have Bin Jiang as an International Marketing intern. Bin, a Korean raised in China, spent a year as a high school exchange student in Minnesota and went on to Bethel College as an International Business Major with an eye on an MBA. Bin made his mark at Bethel where he's described in the school newsletter as kind, loyal, hardworking, smart, sincere, and very well-liked.” He has jumped enthusiastically into APC's Asian marketing effort, assisting with literature and website translation, and cooking up some good-looking opportunities in China through his network of contacts. (We'll get that trade imbalance fixed in no time.) Among Bin's many talents is gourmet cooking, which he showcases variously at culinary clubs, classes, and shows. Bin's English is excellent; he can sling American colloquialisms as easily as a diner cook slings hash. Here we see Bin applying the finishing touches to one of his specialty dishes, "Jiffy Pop ala Polywater." Hey, Bin, easy with that flammable Yellow 77^® residue!

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

More Axioms. 1) If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 2) Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 3) Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 4) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 5) A closed mouth gathers no foot. 6) Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. 7) There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 8) Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 9) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 10) Never miss a good chance to shut up. 11) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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