Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #451

Bob Gonzales of GHMR scores big TR-16 aerosol order.
Type TR™ Aerosol		           Though others have placed smaller orders, Bob Gonzalez of GHMR in Louisiana (with a big assist from APC's Dave Schumacher and Sharon Hindahl) has landed the first whopper order for the Type TR™ aerosol cans.   The Bob/Dave/Sharon triumvirate wrassled away a 2000-can order from a local chemical company selling trichlor to Entergy, along with TR wipes and some lube to boot.   Their huge success can be duplicated elsewhere.   Remaining stocks of trichlor are dwindling fast and the selling price is rising.   Environmental and safety concerns are red-hot topics, and trichlor is a bad actor.   Now is a prime time to approach utilities still stubbornly clinging to trichlor usage.   The catalog #TR-16 closely matches trichlor performance characteristics, eliminating field resistance.   Type TR is much safer for workers and the environment--plus it can be cost competitive.  Bob has shown us the way.   Follow the leader.

Be on the lookout for a secret CD in the mail.
Be on the Lookout		           Field agents in the electrical market are advised to be on the lookout for a Top Secret CD in the mail to them.   This CD can be identified by the SPY Lube logo on its face.   The CD is heavily encrypted with powerful sales information, including a Polywater® SPY Lube PowerPoint presentation and other important sales tools.   Do not delay in deciphering this CD.   Deploy the encoded information at once.   Recall that the SPY Lube double-commission program will self-destruct on June 30, 2007; time is of the essence.   Contact your handler at the factory on the secure line in the event that you have questions about the CD or other operational directives.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke		                               Axioms.   1) Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.   Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.   Do not walk beside me either.   Just pretty much leave me alone.   2) The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.   3) It's always darkest before dawn.   So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.   4) Don't be irreplaceable.   If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.   5) Always remember that you're unique.   Just like everyone else.   6) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.   7) If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.   8) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.   That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.   9) If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.   10) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.   Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.   11) If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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