
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #448

RBG Rubber Goods Cleaner demonstrations can please even the toughest audience.

Dazzle a Tough Audience

RBG^™ Rubber Goods Cleaner offers the rare experience for salespeople doing field product demonstrations: unmitigated success. Imagine the scenario. You're onsite, doing a demo for some crusty old crew chief who scoffs at all your best sales lines and eyes you with that "I'm-gonna-tie-you-to-my-pickup-truck-and-drag-you-around-the-parking-lot" look. But with RBG Cleaner you manage to convince him to pull out the dirtiest jumper on his truck. You spray it down with an RBG-35LR quart spray bottle, make awkward small talk for five minutes, and then effortlessly wipe off huge swaths of seemingly impenetrable grime with an RBG-D72 saturated wipe. You glance up with nervous anticipation and see that the old coot's eyes are like saucers. Then he points a massive, hairy-knuckled finger at the RBG and says three words: "I want that." How do you perform this demo? Watch the Demonstration Video and learn.

American Polywater's homepage is now translated into Chinese.

牵引润滑剂

What is this guy saying? "保利沃特公司在制造电缆牵引润滑剂, 清洁剂, 气雾剂和, 施工化学品方面具有, 世界领先地位" Which, as you probably already know, means that American Polywater Corporation is "the world’s leading manufacturer of cable pulling lubes, cleaners, aerosols, and construction chemicals." He is so excited because he just learned about Polywater^® products after word leaked out on the World Wide Web that APC had successfully created a website homepage translated into Mandarin Chinese. You can check out the result on our newly minted Chinese domain: www.polywater.com.cn. This new development is consistent with our long-ago strategic decision to export our fine products abroad, rather than jobs.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Sensible Observations 1) I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car. --Author Unknown 2) If you get a tension headache, do what it says on the bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody," and they meet at the bar. --Drew Carey 4) Being the designated driver is not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into it, have fun. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --Jeff Foxworthy 5) If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she'll choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there's a man on base. --Dave Barry 6) Relationships are hard. They're like a full-time job, and should be treated like one. If your lover wants to leave you, they should give two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay and they should have to find you a temp. --Bob Ettinger 7) My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." --Paula Poundstone 8) A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." --Conan O'Brien

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