Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #447

Polywater SPY Lube distributor promotion.
SPY Lube Promotion		           Last week we revealed the SPY Lube incentive and support package for APC electrical agents.   You remember, the one that offers double commissions through June.   This week we unveil the Polywater SPY Lube Distributor Promotion.   Effective immediately and running through June 30, 2007, distributors may purchase SPY Lube at a 10% discount off best-column price.   The promotion requires a 3-case minimum order (any combination of SPY-35LR quart spray bottles, SPY-D20 wipe canisters, SPY-128 gallons, or SPY-640 5-gallon pails) and mandatory display of product in counter areas (no dropships).   Distributors meeting these qualifications may make unlimited buys at the discount price during the period.   Plus, they will receive a free SPY Lube counter display card with their order.   Literature and free 6-ounce sample spray bottles are available for their use.   APC will guarantee SPY Lube sales for six months from purchase date.   Please read the fine print: Discount applies to the current Distributor Price Schedule only, not to special quotes.   Applies only to the SPY Lube portion of a mixed product order.   Standard return policy applies; no restocking charge.   Void where prohibited.   Not valid in Western Mongolia.   Blah, blah, blah.   Etcetera, etcetera.

Incentives for inside people
Inside People		                               Sharon Hindahl and Lea Moore say, "Hey, let's not forget our inside people!"   In an effort to keep agency inside folks in the loop, Sharon and Lea sent a special mailing just to them.   In addition to describing the SPY Lube double commission program (see above), the letter also points out that the newer SPY-D20 wipe package was not included on early editions of the 11/15/06 Price Schedule.   To rectify that, a special, up-to-date SPY Lube Price Schedule was attached to the letter.   More important, a SECRET CODE was embedded somewhere in this price sheet.   Inside salespeople who locate and decipher this code may then contact Sharon or Lea to have their name entered in a drawing to win one of five James Bond Casino Royale DVDs, plus popcorn!   Use your shoe phone if you're Smart.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke		                               A Blonde's Year in Review   January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.   February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.   Helllloooo!   Bottles won't fit in the typewriter!   March - Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.   The box said "2-4 years!"   April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power went out!   May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions.   Eight cups of water won't fit into those little packets!   June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.   July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later that the other swimmers cheated; they used their arms!   August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.   September - The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?   October - Hate M&M's ... too hard to peel.   November - Baked turkey for 4½ days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!   December - Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!   What a year!

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