Friday Fax
A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance
Issue #443

SPY Lube.
          What better way to kick off a product re-introduction than a fancy sampling program?   None, which is why APC hooked-up with EC&M Magazine this past week to offer free 6-ounce sample spray bottles of new Polywater® SPY Lube to potential customers.   The offer was featured in EC&M's "Product NewsWire," which was sent to 86,000 email recipients!   See the special online Sample Request Form to be familiar with this simple offer.   The early response to the mailing is very good, with the majority of people also requesting catalog CDs and "Technical Talk" newsletter subscriptions.   Feel free to invite other potential customers to the page.   The more the merrier!

The TR-16 Aerosol
The TR-16 Aerosol
                              Also hitting the Internet this week was the latest edition of the "Juice!" newsletter for distributors of Polywater® electrical products.   This issue covers the new Type TR aerosol can (catalog #TR-16).   Be sure to read the Current Issue in case a distributor calls to discuss the product or the newsletter's special discount offer.   As pointed out in the newsletter, the TR-16 is a safer alternative to hazardous trichlor and perchlor aerosols some competitors continue to sell.   Specific examples (not mentioned in the widely distributed newsletter) are CRC's Cable Clean® (trichlor) and CRC's Cable Clean® RD (perchlor).   Also take special note of the link to the article on Trichlor and Perchlor Safety.   This informational sheet is a helpful way to educate customers so they can make informed decisions about safe and environmentally responsible solvent use.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Ultimate Female Joke.   A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, and sexy man entered.   He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.   The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as men will do).   Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ... on one condition."   Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.   The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."   The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.   She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and seductively said ... "Clean my house."

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