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Issue #438 |
More analysis of Ideal Industries' new Velocity Wire Pulling Lubricant
![]() Something Stinks |
In addition to claiming that Polywater Lubricant has a "glue residue," Ideal states that, "Hands down the Ideal lube smells much better than Polywater. There is a foul order with Polywater compared to a more pleasant smell of Velocity." Given the context of the statement and the semi-literate nature of their distributor letter, we assume they mean "odor" rather than "order" ... but I suppose for them it does stink when customers order Polywater. In any event, Ideal has the notion that specifiers and serious cable installers will choose Velocity over Polywater because it supposedly smells better. Even if this subjective trait proves to be true for a majority of users, three thoughts. One, we're selling industrial lubricants here, not potpourri. Two, like the glue accusation, Ideal is attacking us for something no one has ever complained about--for decades. Three, their belief that this, at least in part, is how "specification grade" lubricant is sold, clearly demonstrates their naiveté and shallow understanding of what cable installers and specifying engineers want. No, they don't want something that stinks, but Polywater--like most commercial cable lubes--doesn't stink; it's practically odorless. What engineers and installers want is to get cable into conduit quickly, safely, cleanly, and confidently with a product that provides proven cable compatibility, predictable friction performance, and cable manufacturer approvals, not some new fad--even one with a fancy label and spring-fresh scent. Yeah, something smells here, but it's Ideal's vacuous claims. |
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Ideal also asserts that one of "the biggest advantages we have over Polywater" is "superior cling. This can be easily demonstrated when dipping a cable into Velocity and Polywater. The Ideal lubricant clearly holds more lube onto the cable." That sounds great, so we took a close look at their online product spec, which reads, "Cling Factor: Twelve inches (30 cm) of a one-inch (2.5 cm) diameter cable will hold at least 75 grams of lubricant for one minute whne held vertically (at 70° F/20° C)." But guess what? The Polywater J spec reads: "Cling factor: Twelve inches (30 cm) of a one-inch (2.5 cm) diameter cable will hold at least 75 grams of lubricant for one minute when held vertically (at 70°F/20°C)." That's not only close, it's verbatim (except for the misspelled word--their online spec sheet is fascinating for a writer; it includes words such as "temprature" and "toxcicity"--but that's another matter). So what's wrong? That must be some IEEE, UL, NEC, or ASTM thing their lube must meet, right? Actually, no. Cling Factor is a term coined by APC years ago; we invented that test. So what does this mean? Two things. One, they think the Polywater J spec sheet is so well written, its text would look good with their logo on it. Despite the fact that Velocity is chemically different than J, virtually its entire spec sheet is a verbatim copy of J's. Flattery is one thing, but this is ridiculous. Two, an identical cling factor spec does not jive with their distributor letter quote of "superior cling." How can it be both the same and better? It can't. |
![]() The Joke |
A little old lady answered a knock on her door. A well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner said, "Good morning. I'm from Ideal Industries and I'd like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." The woman said, "Go away. I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said, "Not until you've at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a large can of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "This manure was left over from our literature development, and if this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of it from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite, Mr. Ideal, because they cut off my electricity this morning." |
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