
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #435

RBG^™ Rubber Goods Cleaner

Some Polywater^® reps are making excellent use of our sales tips sheet when promoting new RBG Rubber Goods Cleaner. Nick Chintalla of The Elus Company is one of them. In addition to physically demonstrating RBG (with his rubber chicken, of course) at many accounts, Nick mailed offers to all the co-ops and municipals in his state--and to key distributors. The mailing included pricing, product flyer, sample offer, and the tip sheet. What are these tips? They include the top three reasons end users should clean grounds. Also included is the top six ways distributors (or you!) can make and maintain RBG Cleaner sales. Can't find your copy? No problem! Click here to get your copy of the RBG Sales Tips Sheet. There is still time for you, like Nick, to become the Sales Manager's pet.

Group Meeting Planned

Important Reminder! The 37th annual NEMRA Conference takes place March 7-10, 2007 at the New Orleans Marriott in New Orleans, LA. APC is holding a group meeting on Thursday, March 8, 2007 from 3:15 to 4:15 p.m. There will be no individual one-on-one booth sessions unless you call Tom Fredericks directly and schedule one separately. Your attendance at this meeting will be highly appreciated. There are critical topics to cover.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Personal Ads in the Dublin News. 1) Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning. 2) Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée. Seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced witches. 3) Ginger-haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops. Seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. 4) Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon. Seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde lady with a lovely chest. 5) Devil-worshipper, Offaly area. Seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. 6) Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes. Seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. 7) Optimistic Mayo man, 35. Seeks a blonde, 20-year-old, double-jointed supermodel who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.

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