The Joke |
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Golf Genie. A man and wife were golfing when she hacked a shot through the window of a nearby house. The man cringed, "We'll have to go apologize and pay up." They knocked on the door and a warm voice invited them in. They entered and saw glass everywhere, and a broken antique bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch asked, "Did you break my window?" "We're very sorry," the husband said. "No apology is necessary--I want to thank you! I'm a genie. I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. I can grant three wishes. I'll give you each one, but I'll keep the last for myself." "Wow!" the husband said, "I'd like ten million dollars." "No problem," said the genie, "You've got it--and I guarantee you a long, healthy life!" Then the genie asked the wife what she wanted. "I want a fine home in every country of the world," she said. "Done," the genie said, "And your homes will always be safe!" The man then asked, "What's your wish, genie?" He said, "Since I haven't been with a woman for a thousand years, I wish to be alone with your wife." The husband looked at his wife, "What do you think?" She said, "Considering our good fortune, I guess it's okay. Do you mind?" He said, "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs and spent the rest of the day enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After hours of non-stop passion, the genie asked the woman, "How old are you and your husband?" "We're both 35," she said breathlessly. "No kidding," he said, "35 years old ... and you both still believe in genies?" |
