
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #428

The RBG Rubber Chicken Picture Contest is Ending Soon!

RBG Contest Ends Soon!

During this short holiday week our rubber chicken is giving thanks that he was not born a rubber turkey. He also wants to remind our power utility agents to enter the Rubber Chicken Pictures contest. The contest ends November 30th. Send those pictures in soon! More great photos have already been added, including this one from Mike Smugala of Utility Sales Associates. His chicken is a Billy Ray Cyrus fan, but he slipped up at a trade show and ended up with an Achy Breaky Neck. The rubber chicken pictures page is now linked from the RBG online brochure page so all visitors can enjoy it, and it will stay up for a while. Aside from all the fun we're having, is the contest working? Yes! RBG sales are running wild (like a chicken with its head cut off).

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Blonde Jokes. 1) Two blondes in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench, talking. One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooo, can you see Florida?" 2) A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. He gets right to work on it, and after a few minutes has it idling smoothly. She says, "So, what's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" 3) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" 4) There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

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