
	Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater^® News of Incredible Importance

Issue #420

Do not sell BonDuit Adhesive for potable water installations

I Did Not ...

I did not have sales relations with that customer using BonDuit® Adhesive for a potable water installation!" Good, because you never should. Doing so could leave a stain on your reputation. BonDuit was not developed for any application involving potable water. It has never been tested for it. It is not recommended for it. Nor is it approved for it. Such products require NSF (National Sanitation Foundation) approval, which we may someday pursue, but have not yet done. Never represent BonDuit as suitable for potable water installations. Stick with the safe and enormous sales potential in the electrical and communications markets we know and love.

Display Rack

Behold this updated photo of our distributor display rack. There are four shelves on the rack. Each shelf can hold the following quantities of product: 36 quart bottles, 36 aerosol cans, 9 Grime-Away canisters, 4 gallon pails, or some combination thereof. Click here (www.polywater.com/images/rack.jpg) or at left for a larger image. Show this image to distributors in an effort to promote the entire, broadening Polywater product line. Use it as a template for stocking orders and merchandising display. Use it as a way to remind customers about our newer products, such as Polywater SP and/or FTTx Spray Lubricants, the Type TR aerosol (cat #TR-16), and Polywater CLR Clear Lubricant. Remember to mount the spray head on a few of the SP or FTTx quarts--they show (and sell!) much better that way.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Beer Fantasy Comes True. It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer. Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps. By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment. "We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out." However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores. Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone. "The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers. Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party. "But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.

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