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Issue #409

Demonstration Video available for the Polywater® Lubricant Pump Model LP-3.

Model LP-3 Pump

It's a little known fact that APC employees lay awake nights thinking only of ways to make your life easier. Occasionally we succeed. The latest example is the addition of a short (15 seconds) streaming video clip of the Model LP-3 Hand-Operated 5-Gallon-Pail Lubricant Pump in action. The video is not professionally done, but clearly demonstrates in mere moments how the unit operates. This can save you thousands of words and a few hems and haws when a customer asks you to describe it. Now you just click on the "Videos" tab at the top of any Polywater.com webpage and show versus tell. For a sneak preview you can just click here: Model LP-3 Video.

Sprayer Model #IS-3

We've also posted a short demonstration video on the new Industrial Sprayer Model #IS-3 for Polywater SP Spray Lubricant. The IS-3 is suitable for larger installations. Workers simply pour SP Spray Lubricant into the reservoir tank and hand pump it to pressurize the container. The unit sprays up to one-half gallon per minute. This poly concrete sprayer has a 3-gallon capacity with an 18-inch, curved brass extension, 36-inch flexible heavy-duty hose, and brass fan nozzle. Get an idea of how it works by clicking here: Model IS-3 Video.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week

The Joke

Entries in a competition for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: 1) I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother. 2) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 3) Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. 4) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. 5) I want to feel your sweet embrace. But don't take that paper bag off of your face. 6) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 7) My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life. 8) I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 9) My love you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10) Love may be beautiful, love is no fad. But I only slept with you because I was mad. 11) My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe "go to hell." 12) What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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