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Issue #407

New Polywater® FTTx Fiber Drop Lubricant is not the same as Polywater® SP.
SP vs. FTTx
          With the introduction of new Polywater® FTTx Fiber Drop Lubricant so closely following that of Polywater SP--two spray lubes--the question of whether they're one and the same is inevitable.   The answer?   Definitely not.   Consider an analogy to Buicks and Jeeps.   Both have four wheels, an engine and a frame.   Ten miles across town, there's little difference.   But the subtle differences of ground clearance and suspension are profound when you take the Buick off road or the Jeep 2,000 miles to Florida.   Yes, SP and FTTx share technology, but don't make the fallacious assumption that we've simply slapped different labels on the same product, and that you can substitute either in a given situation.   These are distinctly different formulations.   The ultimate proof--and the fastest way your customers will notice a difference--is price: FTTx is 39% higher.   FTTx was formulated for very specific use on fiber jackets in polyethylene ducts.   It has a narrow but highly concentrated range of lubricating agents.   SP, on the other hand, contains a broad range of lubricating agents and is therefore suitable on a wider selection of cable types.   FTTx is also non-foaming, and could substitute as a blowing lube at customers' convenience.   SP would foam up.   Although SP lubricates well in the presence of water (similar to our recommended NN), FTTx is even better; it clings to cable and virtually repels water.   FTTx is available in saturated wipes; SP is not.   You get the idea.
Ed Harvey Jr. of Wm. B. Bleiman & Sons calculates that despite recent price hikes, cable pulling lubricants are right now the cheapest they've ever been.
Ed Harvey Jr.
          Ed Harvey Jr. of Wm. B. Bleiman & Sons calculates that despite recent price hikes, cable pulling lubricants are right now the cheapest they've ever been.   How is it possible to both cost more and be cheaper?   Is this math from the planet Krypton?   No, Ed--who Wade LeVander describes as a "Brainiac type"-- places the costs in relation to the cable and conduits lube is intended to protect.   Polywater lubricants have barely doubled in trade price in 20 years.   APC is able to control inflation with tough buying, production efficiency, and a bleeding-heart concern for customers.   In contrast, the cold-hearted commodities markets have ravaged copper, steel, PVC, and other raw materials integral to cable and conduit.   Copper alone has seen 500% increases in roughly 5 years.   Thus, installation damage to cable and conduit is costlier than ever, and skimping on lube quantity or using cheaper, low-performance Polywater copy-cats is absurdly counterproductive.   Ed's final analysis: price should never be an objection you can't overcome when selling Polywater pulling lubricants.   By the way, it was unnecessary to interview Ed for this article; he transmitted his thoughts to us telepathically.

The Friday Fax Editor's Joke of the Week
The Joke
                              Joke of the Week: Kids are Quick   1) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.   MARIA: Here it is.   TEACHER: Correct.   Now class, who discovered America?   CLASS: Maria.   2) TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"   GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.   TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.   GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how I spelled it.   3) TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?   RYAN: H I J K L M N O.   TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?   RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.   4) TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.   HUNTER: Me!   5) TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?   ADAM: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   6) TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I."   BETH: I is--.   TEACHER: No Beth; always say "I am," not "I is."   BETH: Okay ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."   7) TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but admitted it too.   Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?   ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.   8) TEACHER: Macy, do you say prayers before eating?   MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have to; my Mom is a good cook.   9) TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.   Did you copy his?   DANIEL: No, it's the same dog.   10) TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?   PARKER: A teacher.

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