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Joke of the Week: Court Testimony. 1) ATTORNEY (A): What is your date of birth? WITNESS (W): July 18th. A: What year? W: Every year. 2) A: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? W: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. 3) A: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory? W: Yes. A: And in what ways does it affect your memory? W: I forget. A: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? 4) A: How old is your son, the one living with you? W: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. A: How long has he lived with you? W: Forty-five years. 5) A: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? W: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" A: And why did that upset you? W: My name is Susan. 6) A: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? W: We both do. A: Voodoo? W: We do. A: You do? W: Yes, voodoo. 7) A: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? W: Did you actually pass the bar exam? 8) A: The youngest son, the 21-year-old, how old is he? W: Uh, he's 21. 9) A: Were you present when your picture was taken? W: Would you repeat the question? 10) A: So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th? W: Yes. A: And what were you doing at that time? W: Uh ... |
