Homo Erectus

What is Homo Erectus?   (No, Jeff, it's not the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.)   It's the name of an early hominid, a precursor to modern man, the first human-like creature to walk upright.   He was primitive and relatively unintelligent, much like the men your wife dated before meeting you.   For our purposes today, he is an analogy: Homo Erectus is to Homo Sapiens (you) what other brands of cable pulling lubricants are to new Polywater® SP Spray Lubricant.   We're talking about the Evolution of Lubricants here--and SP represents the top of the food chain.   Just as early man developed spear-throwing technology to improve his hunting methods, electricians and power utilities can now use SP Spray Lube to "throw" lubricant more efficiently than ancient hand-application techniques.   Grab your sales atlatl and hit the field.   Let's implement some natural selection and start thinning species of inferior competitive lubricants.

Catalog #TR-16

APC Introduces Another New Product.   Popular Type TR™ Cleaner is now available in an aerosol package (catalog #TR-16).   Recall that Type TR is a fast-evaporating, non-flammable trichlor-like solvent with no flash point.   Previously available only in two sizes of saturated wipes, customers have long asked for Type TR in a bulk package as replacement for their beloved 1,1,1 trichloroethane aerosols of days past.   Keep in mind, however, that the solvent in this package is relatively expensive and won't be suitable for everyone.   But there are plenty of applications desperately needing--and willing to pay for--Type TR characteristics in aerosol form.   Seek them out and thou shalt be rewarded with the rich blessings of high commissions.

The Joke

Joke of the Week:   A man in a wheelchair entered a diner for a cup of coffee.   He looked across the room and asked the waitress, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"   She nodded, so he told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.   Then a man with a hunched back came in.   He shuffled over to a booth and asked the waitress for tea.   Glancing across the room, he asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"   She nodded, so he had her give Jesus a cup of tea, "My treat."   Then a redneck on crutches came in.   He hobbled over to a booth and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thing.   How's about gettin' me a soda?"   He looked around and said, "Is that God's boy over there?"   The waitress nodded, so he told her to give Jesus a soda, "On my bill."   As Jesus left, he passed by the wheelchair, touched the man and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The man felt strength return to his legs.   He stood and danced a jig out the door.   Jesus also passed by the hunchback, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."   The man felt his back straighten.   He praised the Lord and did back flips out the door.   Then Jesus walked towards the redneck ... who jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me!   I'm drawin' disability!

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