Friday Fax A Weekly Summary of Polywater® News of Incredible Importance | ||
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Issue #396 |
![]() Polywater® SP Spray Lubricant |
Exciting New Product! APC proudly introduces another new cable pulling lube for the electrical markets: Polywater® Lubricant SP Spray Lubricant. Polywater® SP--and its wintergrade counterpart "WSP"--is a convenient liquid lubricant for pushing or pulling wires and cables with a unique spray application. Polywater® SP makes installation of wires so easy, it may eliminate the need for fish tapes in short runs. The lubricant is concentrated--only a thin film is needed for maximum tension reduction that lasts even as it dries. The three available spray options make application quick and clean on everything from small wires to huge distribution cables. You need to read the product flyer and see the photos, but first let's review ...
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![]() FAQ's on Polywater® SP |
Answers to the questions you haven't yet asked about Polywater® SP but were about to: Q) What should I do now? A) Read the online flyer. Talk to your Regional Manager about local sales strategy. Await the introduction packet with literature, pricing, and selling aids coming in the mail soon. Q) Was the product market tested? A) Yes, extensively and successfully. It was also introduced for sale at the recent "Equity/EDN National Conference" and many orders were taken on the spot. It may already be on the shelf somewhere in your territory today. Q) Why do the catalog numbers start with "SPY" if the product is named "SP"? A) The catalog number for a Type HP aerosol is HPY-12, not HP-12. Grime-Away canisters are HTC-D72, not GA-D72. The hot new Chevy is Z06-LS2, not CORVETTE-640. Get over it. This is the position of the stodgy faction of APC's marketing committee, who won a hotly contested debate over the issue. The cool crowd preferred to name the product "SPY Lubricant" ... for reasons that will become obvious when you read next week's Friday Fax. |
![]() The Joke |
Joke of the Week: Blind Man In A Ladies Bar. A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair--considering that you are blind--that you should know five things: One, the bartender is a blonde girl. Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl. Three, I'm a six-foot tall, 220-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter. Five, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
Copyright © 2006 American Polywater Corporation -- Issue Date: 4/14/06 |
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